how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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