she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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