Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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