Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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