Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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