I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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