At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Acid is not a monday night drug
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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