I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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