Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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