Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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