you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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