No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
This baby is an asshole
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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