come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
