He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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