He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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