so explain again why im purple
no
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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