My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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