just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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