I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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