at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
ok first of all what the fuck
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