Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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