Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Do plants get herpes?
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