If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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