Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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