You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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