So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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