all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I forget how to act sober
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