Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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