Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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