If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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