WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
