why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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