Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there was a trapeze. enough said
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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