Whod you bang
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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