When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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