That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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