either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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