idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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