the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm passing your future prison.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
