The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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