I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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