he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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