Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
