you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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