Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I lost the right to judge tonight
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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