we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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