Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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