I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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