smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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