good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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